It’s exhausting to always stand up for what’s right. Why not get this actual 20cm penguin to do it for you! Brenda is adorable, fluffy and will chain herself to a nearby bulldozer so you don’t have to. Comes with a hastily scrawled manifesto and Official Stick It To The Person Brenda Badge. Don’t buy it, steal it! (Online sales only – must be purchased with actual money).