The 2017 First Dog on the Moon calendar is the calendariest. Contains penguins and loads of other neat creatures including a Christmas Potato. Buy one for you and one for all your friends. Don’t have any friends? You will if you start giving people the 2017 First Dog on the Moon Calendar! It’s the calendariest.
“This calendar is world class I should know we have boxes and boxes of them” First Dog on the Moon